Twas the night before Thursday #138

[Lady's Human]

Richard, try starting with "Callahan's Cross Time Saloon"

You'll love Ralph Von Wau Wau

[RICHARD]

Could I just get a 7 up? My tummy is upset. I wonder if life will ever be "normal" again. I'm hoping God has a nice house picked out for me and will help me find it and get there. It will take a miracle to get me and the cats moved. But this is the season of miracles, eh?

Chicken that I am, I'm afraid to get off the Internet because then my phone line will be free for her to call and scream at me some more. My blood pressure and tummy just can't take any more today.

One 7-up for you .....

DONE!

One parting shot when you move out.....

Tell her this, and yes you can tell her I SAID IT..


"YOU CHEAP BIATCH, If you had fixed the sewer the electricians would NOT have turned your SCROOGE ARSE in to the city...IF that don't work give me her number.....

IT's all her fault not yours.....the city will condemn the property and she is out of the rent she would get had you stayed.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

One 7-up for you .....

DONE!

One parting shot when you move out.....

Tell her this, and yes you can tell her I SAID IT..


"YOU CHEAP BIATCH, If you had fixed the sewer the electricians would NOT have turned your SCROOGE ARSE in to the city...IF that don't work give me her number.....

IT's all her fault not yours.....the city will condemn the property and she is out of the rent she would get had you stayed.

Believe it or not, she said the sewer gunk in the basement was MY fault!
She's always telling me it's HER house when I would get something fixed so that's what I told her. The plumber's must not have called and gave her the bad news yet because she hasn't called and screamed at me lately. Of course, I am on the Net. Sometimes dial up is a good thing!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

MOFF, check into any renter's rights organizations in your town. Sounds to me like finding a new place to live might be a blessing in disguise. Any landlord should be thrilled to have someone like you who pays her rent on time every month and doesn't cause problems. She will realize how good she had it with you once you're gone.

How 'bout some eggnog bartender....which, for some odd reason reminds me....thanks Richard! I opened your card in the car while Terry and I were on our way to a movie, so I had to explain why there was a dollar in it....and also what the picture of the ring was for......thanks.

[slick]

Good morning everyone! Yipee! We only have to work a half day today....guess you all do too???

MOFF: How about packing up your stuff and moving in with me? I'm so sorry that you are having such trouble and you know that we are all praying for you. As others have said, all things happen for a reason and I do believe that there is another house just waiting for you. As for what Debbie said, I was thinking the same thing. Here: http://www.hud.gov/local/ks/renting/tenantrights.cfm Will this help you?

There are four bottles of Baileys on the counter and I've put some fresh coffee on. Help youselves and I'll check back later.
{{{hugs}}} to all.
xoxo

[Randi]

Good afternoon all, and Merry Christmas!

MOFF, I'm sorry to hear about your housing situation. Something's gotta be done!! Take Debbie's advice and contact some renter's rights organization - look into the link Slick posted. I wish you the best of luck!! I'll try to send you the mail again, MOFF!

I'm been busy nonstop all day, so I could do with a drink now .... can't decide what, so you just pour what you think fit. Fister is now blocking my view .... almost, but it's cosy to have him here in front of the screen.

Edit: LOL ! Fister just managed to scroll down for me. I should train him to hit the backbotton too - or even go to next page!

R, could you PM me your e-mail address, please?

[Corinna]

Moff sorry to hear of the move I understand after 11 years 4 of us moving ekks it was major cleaning session.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Barkeep, please keep the 7 up coming. That seems to be the only thing I can keep down.

No irrate calls yet from the landlady which tells me the plumbers haven't given her the "good news" yet.

Thanks for all the support everyone. Going through this alone is the pits.

[RICHARD]

Moff sorry to hear of the move I understand after 11 years 4 of us moving ekks it was major cleaning session.

I don't want to know what I'D have to move.

Randi,

Could I get you a slushie?


DONE!

Slick,

No some of us have to work all day

T&P,

I am sorry, Aren't I....


Terry,

I apologize.

(Debbie now that you have a ring you can get a cat!!!!)


Egg nog?

DONE!

Moff,
I think your land lord is sewer gunk.

DUMB!

[RedHedd]

No some of us have to work all day

Yup, some of us do. Danged attorneys! Some are nice, like the one who's on his holiday today, but the other one .... has to have someone served with a lawsuit the day before Xmas! There otter be a law! Even the process server is grumbling, but they will get it done. Bah Humbug and a lump o' coal in her stocking!

Barkeep, I'll have a nog-less nog.

[RICHARD]

Barkeep, I'll have a nog-less nog.

You got it...Coal?

That's way to expensive to give away....

I say give them what they use to heat and cook with in Tibet...

Yak poop!


On nogless nog?
You got it!!!

DONE!

[zippy-kat]

Barkeep, please keep the 7 up coming. That seems to be the only thing I can keep down.

No irrate calls yet from the landlady which tells me the plumbers haven't given her the "good news" yet.

Thanks for all the support everyone. Going through this alone is the pits.

{{HUGS}} You're not alone, you have us!
I wish there was something I could (physically) do to help you out.


Greetings to all - happy pre-Christmas Eve!
I only (thankfully) had to work 1/2 a day and as soon as lunch is done, I'm going shoe shopping.

It's a blustery day here - suppose to make it into the 80s but doubt that it does. Feel free to send snow my way; I wanted a white Christmas, dangit!

Barkeep, a white xmas, please?

[RICHARD]

It's a blustery day here - suppose to make it into the 80s but doubt that it does. Feel free to send snow my way; I wanted a white Christmas, dangit!

Barkeep, a white xmas, please?

OH oh, finally, something that the bartender cannot do...

Let me work on it.

DONE?

[RICHARD]

Pssst.....

Mario, Lady.......Possum......meet me in the Lost and Found.........


SHHHHHHHHHH.......Don't tell anyone!

[RICHARD]

Pssst.....

Mario, Lady.......Possum......meet me in the Lost and Found.........


SHHHHHHHHHH.......Don't tell anyone!

Thanks kids,

Not a word to anyone......




TAP, TAP, TAP...

Can I have everyone's attention please??


We have a member of the 12k Club amongst us.....


Let me introduce T&P's Mom........


Stand up please!!


(golf clap)


Drinks are on me!!!


DONE!