Cat Haiku

**RICHARD** · 12-19-2005, 05:24 PM

The Cat-olympics
will open soon, the world's best!
gold medals for all?

**RICHARD** · 01-30-2006, 07:21 PM

My purrno habit
embarasses my father!
Gorgeous kitty tail!

**lbaker** · 01-31-2006, 01:10 PM

A cat blinks the eyes at you
It's "The Look"
Gold, Amber, Green, Blue
The cat blinks
For once in your life
It's all about you ~

**RICHARD** · 03-24-2006, 10:43 AM

Very Cold Cat Paws
On My Sleepy Exposed Skin
Evil Fun For Cats?

The Cat Fun Primer.
Break All The Expensive Stuff!
Ignore The Cheap Crap.

The Way To Stop Wars?
Sow The Ground With Hairballs-
Soldiers Go Barefoot!

How Does Your Furball
Figure Where You Are Going?
Always Underfoot!

The Smelly Wet Food
Is My Cat's Real Favorite.
Decent Smells, Ignored?

If I Was Not Here
Dad Would Be Writing Haiku
About Those Dumb Dogs!

I Am A Real Muse
Write Good Haiku About Me
Or I Will Scratch You

I Slumber Deeply
I Awake Very Rested
Cat Hair In My Mouth

Chasing The Sunlight
The Warmest Spots On The Floor
A Cat In Motion?

Spilling Your Water
On Freshly Mopped Floor Tiles.
My Feet Are All Wet.

You Climb My Body
Wake Me Up From My Dreaming.
Just To Say "meow"?

Who Knocked This Over?
Not Me! I Have Been Sleeping.
Look For Intruders!

Gravity Works Well
On Those Cats That Are Sleeping.
They Don't Move At All!

A Real Treat For You!
A Can Of Meaty Wet Food-
Stinky Poop For Me!

**Gin** · 03-28-2006, 08:28 PM

I have just read this entire thread. Your haikus are fantastic! I was inspired to try it myself. Here is the lame result..

Time for breakfast. Humans
still asleep. Cold nose on skin
Works every time.

**RICHARD** · 03-29-2006, 07:45 PM

a soft cat belly
fingers touch warm kitty fur
new scratch on my wrist.

**RICHARD** · 04-09-2006, 03:31 AM

ON MY DOWN JACKET
YOU SLEEP, DREAM AND CLEAN YOURSELF.
WHILE I FREEZE TO DEATH.

HOW DO YOU MEASURE
THE SOUL OF A HUGE TIGER
INSIDE A LITTLE CAT?

A fresh tootsie roll
and piles of clumping litter
my work, never done!