Dear Santa...

[momcat]

Dear Sanny Claus,
How are you? How are the North Pole kitties? They must be very busy helping you with the presents for all the good kitty kats. I've been a very good boy all year, even Meowmie says so.
One wish I have is for the North Pole kitties to come visit all the feral kitties and tell them that there are hoomins that love them and won't hurt them. These are nice hoomins who want to keep them fed and safe, they don't need to be scared of the nice ones.
My second wish is for all the shelter kitties to be found sleeping in a nice hoomin's stocking on Christmas morning.
And.. um.. I have one last wish. Do you have room on your sleigh for me? If you do, can I ride with you to Belgium so that I can be with my sweetheart, the lovely Inka? She's such a beautiful kitty girl and she has been extra good all year too.
Thank you,
Groucho

[RICHARD]

HEy SanA,

OnE MOre ting for Me? PleeSe?

My DAd tol Me aBoUt HIs FreInD SlIck anD hoW shE lost HeR BAbee.


COUld YoU PleeZE GivE HeR the EyE oF the TiGEr?


You kNow, ThaT Special SighT and StRongNess That HelpS Us Get Thru StUFF LikE ThiS?


And DonT FoRGEt That ExTRA Eye OF ThE TigEr thAt Letz US SeA OuR NeXT
KittEe?


ThaNKZ SAna, Yu Ar thE BesTest!!


Yur BuDDy

EDwUrD D Kats.

[slick]

Deer Santa...furst of all I no dat my sistur speks is not here anymore cauz my mommie toad me dat she waz sik and died. Well, we neber got along anyway so I kant say dat I'm sorry. But pweeze Santa, can you stop my mommy from habbing water run from her eyez?? Day dont look bery good on her and she is sad all da time. I twy to follo her around all da time and gib her comfort but I dont no if I'm doing a good job.

If I could ask one more thing, pweeze Santa? Kan you uz yur majic and make shure dat 2006 is a gud year for eberbody and eberbody's pets? I tink that there haz been too much sadnez around Pet Talk and I tink it shud stop.

Tanks
yur friend, Max

[RICHARD]

SanA,

I RealLy WAnt OopoSAblE thUms...

Why Duz EverYonE Tipe BetteR than Me?

YuR Pal

EDwurd

I alMosT Furrgot, EyE of ThE TigEr..KindA lIke thiS?

[RICHARD]

SaNA,

I knOw My dAD GOt tHe FinGuR frOm SliCK at the BurrB-Q -BuTt I ReALeE
WaNt ThuMBz!


PlEasE SanA ClaWZ?

STil yUR PAl

EdwuRd

[slick]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Oh Richard, you sure know how to put a smile on my face.

[RICHARD]

hEY sANa,

i WOke uP oN cHrisTmAs mOrniNG lOOkEING fur tHEm thUMbz i AskeD FOR...

i dIdN't sEE theM.


bUT i GOt SOMe THIng BETtuR tHaN thAT!

bOXEs ANd baGS tO play iN aND my dADz LOvE aLL daY lONg..

i DON"T NeEd THeM tHUMBz AnyWAy..

i'Ll JuST teLl My dAD wHaT TO tYPE!


yUr besTeST pAL,

eDwURD


peA eSs

tHAnKZ fUR tHE 'eYE OF ThE tIGUr' FUR THe sLIcksTER!