On the 137th Thursday, My true love gave to me....

[catland]

While we're on the subject of cookies, my wife and one of her friends from church made cookies here last week. They made one cookie that I can only describe as crack for sugar junkies. Take sugar cookie dough, roll it into balls, and wrap each piece of dough around a turtle. Bake until light brown. Sounds like something we should stock at the bar for those chocoholic moments!

I'm sure the cookie is delicious - but what about the poor turtle?

[Lady's Human]

Better than Monty Python's "Crunchy Frogs" skit!

[RICHARD]

Better than Monty Python's "Crunchy Frogs" skit!

But what about the Saturday Night Live "Bass o Matic" skit?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75qbassamatic.phtml

[Karen]

I'm sure the cookie is delicious - but what about the poor turtle?

Now, now, Lady's Human knows full well he'd hafta answer to the wrath of ME if a real turtle was involved! I am sure his pond turtles are hibernating deep in the mud for the winter, and are safe. He means - of course - the candy kind, with nuts and caramel and chocolate, which half the time the people who make them negelect to put a piece for the turtle's tail!!!!