Fleas on my Dog
Fleas on my dog.
Fleas on my dog..........


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I love to make up filthy verses of Christmas songs....
you just can't sing them in the supermarket.



Loudly.

With kids in the next aisle.

And laugh about them while you sing.

And laugh when the mom's give you the evil eye........


"Mom, What did that man say about Santa kissing you????"