You all would the "12 days AFTER Christmas" which starts with

The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped
The pear tree down
And burned it just for spite
And with a single ca-a-a-a-tridge
I shot that blasted pa-a-a-a-tridge
My true love
My true love
My true love gave to me.

I could sing you the whole thing if you wanted ...