Wayne - LOL - firstly it's Derek trying to climb up your leg (God doesn't that hurt so much ).
Then it's a 'camel train' of kittens climbing up on your desk - I bet one of the older ones is stood at the door taking payment for the 'new exciting cat board ride'
And then - INSTRUCTION BOOKS!!!! Need I say more? By the time you've got to the second chapter you've lost the will to live!!!!

ROTFL

lYNNE