Quote Originally Posted by Lobodeb
Elevator ettiquitte.

1. If I'm standing and waiting for an elevator, you stoll up, magicallly, the doors open as you arrive, why do you think you should be the first one on? I've been standing here waiting. If it wasn't for me, it wouldn't be here.

2. If I'm waiting for the elevator, the button is already pushed, I don't need you to push it again. I'm fairly confident that I pushed the button correctly. Do you think that because you came and pushed the button again, the elevator thinks, "hmm, someone else is waiting now, I better hurry up."

3. The elevator knows what to do. It doesn't need you to push the "close doors" button after every stop. Engineers have already programmed it so you don't have to worry about it.

4. If it's just you and me in an elevator, you don't need to stand right on top of me. Nor do I need you to inspect my bag or any other items that I'm carrying.

5. If you come in the elevator, and hit the highest floor, please don't block the door and get attitude when people on lower floors ask you to move.

I better stop, I'm getting worked up.
Ooo ooo...I got one. When your on the 1st floor going to like, the 7th floor, and someone gets in and presses the 2nd floor...and the staircase is RIGHT next to the elevator...WALK YOUR FAT LAZY A&$ UP THOSE 10 DA** STAIRS INSTEAD OF MAKING ME WAIT WHILE YOU TRY AND GET YOUR FAT LAZY A&$ OUT OF THE DOOR.