Whut'z he doin??

Dunno ... He's been inna fallin wadder klozit fur hafl an hour - LKIT da
STEEM komin outta da baffroom -
Kat'z in der wiff him - gonna have a Kooked Kat inna minnit!
OMG! Dad looks lika Steemed Prune!

Hmmmm ... kleen jeans anna sweater onna bed ...
Hey Smoke - stomp onna lil Pager Button - see whut it sez.

"Reminder - FD Xmas Partee @ 6:30 pm."
Duz it say ta "bring da Kidz"??
Nope

6:20 pm ...
OK Guys - I'll be back "inna lil while".
Bowzie is gonna *wait* inna Basement 'Partment - in case he can't "hold it".
Here's some Bisquits.
Be GOOD!

NUTZ!

12:30 pm ...
Bout Tyme he got back!
LOOKIT da Tub a Leftoberz he'z got!
Nuff ta feed an Army fur 6 munthz!

Where'z Bowz??
He musta gone out thru da garage ... K'mone - OPIN da door - WE wanna go OUT!

Hi Bowz ... 'skuze us - we're headed OUT.
Minutes later ... we return an Bowzie barges back out ...
He musta furgotz he wuz jest out!

Let'z EAT, Dad!
Where's BOWZ??? -- Din'cha see him go back OUT??
Opin da door Dad - betcha he's rite out onna porch!
... Told ya!

So, How wuz da Partee WE dint get ta GO to?
*NICE* huh?
Hadda Gud Tyme, did ya?

He duz look purdy HAPPIE!