YO BARKEEP!!!! *slaps hand down on bar* Gimme a double Absolut on the rocks! *mumbles, holding head in hands* Cats here, cats there, cats EVERYWHERE!!! What was this jerkwad thinking??? Oh! Sorry, I was talking to myself. *writes in "to do" list* Sunday, bring cat carriers, bullet proof vest, pepper spray.

*shakes head* I dunno.