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[Samantha Puppy]

I am cracking up at Joh - "I will fart on them".

My aunt and uncle got me with the remote fart machine. I hadn't seen them in easily 12 years and they hid the machine in the cabinet under the bathroom sink. The first time they pressed the button, I honestly thought I'd let one slip out unintentionally and was mortified. Then they did it again and heard them and my husband snickering outside in the hallway. They got my grandmother with it later that evening and my aunt (Tammi, the one who passed away this past July) the next day. Farts are always funny. So is poop.

[caseysmom]

Samantha puppy, Your world is about to get a lot funnier

[finn's mom]

Farts are always funny. So is poop.

Toilet humor is always a big hit with my siblings and me. Poop is definitely funny.

[Samantha Puppy]

If you guys only knew me in person, I could regale you with the tale (or tail, hehe) of when I pooped myself in public... at age 23.


(No, I wasn't drunk.)

[finn's mom]

If you guys only knew me in person, I could regale you with the tale (or tail, hehe) of when I pooped myself in public... at age 23.


(No, I wasn't drunk.)

Ha ha ha ha...that's crazy! I've heard tales of public poop. too funny! That had to be embarrassing!

[Samantha Puppy]

It wasn't fun, I can tell you that. But I laugh about it now... 'cause it's poop... and it's funny.

[popcornbird]

WAH! I am so busy with my wedding that I have noooooooooo idea what's going on. What in the world? Can someone PM me the whole story...please?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Fart humor?


On PT?




Gee, I've missed a lot. I'm sorry though, if anyone felt offended and what not. Sarcasim on the internet is kind of hard to grasp, since all you're dealing with is words on a screen.

Could someone PM me the whole story though? Now you all have gotten me all curious

[poofy]

Clare, had some problems on some other boards, I think because of her
prob..I hope she can find a place she feels comfortable..