Where Are The Threads?

[Cataholic]

Hey, what's going on? My goodness, if I am not on here every hour, I miss everything. What threads? Someone please fill me in, pretty please.

First- there were threads.
Second- they were fun and funny.
Third- they might have gotten out of hand.
Fourth- they contained whopee cushion stories and reference to Benny Hill.
Fifth- like my youth, they are gone.
Sixth- the lame-o detectives, A&P, are not taking the case as of yet...