Quote Originally Posted by catnapper
Oh my! A&P Investigations is currently wrapped up in the case of the Dancing Christmas Tree! Once they determine the cause of the mysteriously moving tree and what is making ornaments fly off, they will gladly jump on this case to determine what happened to the missing threads!

Now, wait just a cotton picking minute! Any investigator could figure that one out in half a day's time! Sheesh...get them on over here! This needs their immediate attention.