A while back I had a crazy customer come in that just made me laugh. I'd never seen her before and she even commented that she doesn't usually come into my store.

Customer: I want my usual.
Me: I'm sorry but I don't know what your usual is.
Customer: At the other store I go to they always know what I want, I don't even have to ask. I go every day and they know my drink and smile and ask if I'll have the usual.

LOL I mean really, does she think that there is a district memo sent out with her picture and usual order on it? How in the world did she expect us to know if she doesn't even come into our store on a regular basis. People are just silly sometimes.