The Kitty Laundry Union (K.L.U.)

[Killearn Kitties]

Well, Felix's Meowmie, while I have no reason to doubt that you are a trustworthy person, we only have your word for it that Felix is satisfied with his duties. Really we should hear it from the cat's mouth, as it were. Perhaps you are misinterpreting the thoughts running through his head. He may be sitting on that washing machine dreaming of early retirement!

For her part, Samantha would like a life membership. No more will she have to sleep on, oops, that's press daddy's trousers all day long



we don't even give her time for a shower in the morning! She has to deal with her toilette "on the job".



Instead, she will be able to slumber happily in the quilt while someone else deals with the laundry.



BLISS!

[kilbarchancats]

Thank you comrades for your support and interest in our cause.

Firstly, can we clarify that lifetime membership is free to all kitties. I'm sure you all agree that it would be the most heinous of crimes to deny the Found Cats of their Whiskas Temptations, especially JJJ3. So no worries there guys.

Amy and Giz, we take on board what you say about the ironing matter and will ensure that your concerns are properly represented. We also will include - although we may be going off at a tangent here, but it is cloth-related - the issue of hoomins making the bed. We ask you, what is more purrfect and texturally varied to sleep on than an unmade bed?? We rest our case. Amy - Thanks for the offer of help, we will find you a varied and interesting, yet slumber-friendly post in the KLU office.

Samantha - we will fight tooth and claw to ensure you have decent sanitary breaks and sleepy time. You are soo cute in that quilt, we must say and it is important that you cosy in at this time of year. We do hear that snow has fallen in Killearn today.

As for Felix, well our dear boy we do appreciate that you may not have any laundry issues. After all:-

Clean and tidy clothes = clean and tidy hoomins = able to hold down a job = they can earn pennies = they can keep us in the style to which we are accustomed.......in other words we understand your reasoning behind the decision. But, as Samantha's meowmie helpfully pointed out we do need to hear it from your own sweet kitty mouth so just to be doubly sure, can you reiterate your stance on the matter?

That concludes the business of the KLU for today. Membership details and date and time of our first official meeting will be notified to all interested attendees and paw-tential new members.

Yours in furryhood,

Max, Candy and Tom