Lady, you sure have that gorgeous shiny coat of a Lab.

I bet you DO have a boyfriend (or two or three).

I could take a good face washing any time.............I consider it the highest of compliments (if, of course, it comes from a dog!)

Let's see we have Mario - Possum and Lady...........now what would happen if I just happened to drop by with Rascal? (big 'ol orange tabby).

I took Rascal once to our vet clinic for his shots - he was in his carrier and a huge Great Dane came up and stuck his nose right up to the carrier windows.
Rascal simply wet all over himself. I felt so sorry for him - and me too because I was scurrying to clean it all up.

Maybe I should just leave him at home and tell him stories and show him pictures.