and this is how it sounds to everyone else
"Yes, I need to return these slippers... My cat don't like them!"
"Well, Mam... are they to large? To small? Defective?"
"No, my cat don't like them!"
"Mam, these are HUMAN slippers, NOT animal slippers"
"I know but my cat don't like them!"
"Mam, what does the cat have to do with it

?"
"You don't own a cat do you!?"
That is what would have happened if he hadn't approved of them?
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