I feel your pain! I’m always banging/bruising/ myself. I have so many bruises, I don’t even know where I got half of them! I kid you not, I get my fingers slammed in the utensil drawer at least twice a week.

Just today I was cleaning the birdcage. I had the door open to the cage and I was leaning down and taking out the wood shavings, I lifted my head up and I smashed it against the cage door. I’m shocked I didn’t crack my head open! I was bawling. It hurt so much!