oh gosh! just what we need...more stores that sell puppies! i've thought of a commercial for the petstore...

"Come visit our new pet store! it has unhealthy animals of all kinds! we have so many birds that we have no room for them! we have puppies! puppies that will cost you lots of money! we will sell you mix breeds for the price of an arm or leg! they may be unhealthy and might even die soon after you bring them home, but they are CUTE and you are dumb enough to buy them! don't forget to buy your new sick puppy a new toy! we have toys you can buy from the dollar store for that will cost you way more then they are worth! so, come visit our un educated staff! they will be sure to sucker you out of all your money!"

what do ya think?