Hi Groucho, and thanks for the advice! Its good to see your international law purrractice is thriving. We don't mind the situation too much at the moment but will bear your offer in mind.

One matter Tom would like to raise with you, if that's allright. (....Tom clears his throat.....) 'okay its like this. I bravely fought to bring home a micie to them the other night. All wet I was too cos it was raining outside. So, get home and then immediately meowmie grabs me, wrestles the micie out of my jaw and .....are you sitting down.....puts it in the bin!!!! Her voice was raised a bit too. And I thought I was doing good and all Just wondered if any legal precedent sprung to mind re. the above situation. I mean, what exactly is the definition of Aboose?

Yours in justice,

Tom puss.