I just remembered this from last week..

On Thursday, I went to the newspaper vending machine...
I put in the 50 cents to get my paper and the door would not open...
I gave the handle a few jerks to get my money back and an extra 1.50
came out.

I did have a moment where I thought about the three people before me that lost their money........


I did pocket the money......

Does that offset the bank thing????