Here is another joke...... I know it is terrible... but FUNNY!!!

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it
really doesn't bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always silent. As a
matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office. You didn't
know I was farting because they don't smell
and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and
come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor,"
she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but
now my farts...although still silent...
stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've
cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your
hearing."