> > > The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert,
> > > set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours later,
> > > The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
> > >
> > > "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
> > >
> > > Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
> > >
> > > "What does that tell you?" ask The Lone Ranger.
> > >
> > > Tonto ponders for a minute.
> > > "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
> > > millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
> > > planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
> > > Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
> > > quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
> > > Lord is all powerful and we are small and
> > > insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have
> > > a beautiful day tomorrow.
> > >
> > > What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
> > >
> > > The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks.
> > >
> > > "Tonto, you Dumb As., someone has stolen our tent."
> > >