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Tango's Mommy
AHHHHHHHHHHHH, I just love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
🐾 Lacey's Auntie💕
Funny!!! And I'm a "Cat person"!
...RIP, our sweet Gini...
One of my fave Garfield comics
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LOL! That`s cute!
sorry, can't resist, have to post another one...
I love it when John goes to visit home... the sarcasm is brilliant!
A Bird's Best Friend
LOL! 10 is late? LOL! I don't sleep before 12 or 1 and I don't get in trouble! That's because no one in the house does!
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I can't talk! Help me!"
The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table.
The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ordered.
The doctor quickly picked up a hammer and hit the man's thumb with it as hard as he could.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" the man yelled.
"Good, good." The doctor said. "Come back tomorrow and we'll learn B."
We miss you Angus
Now here's a riddle:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got
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Huney, Bon & Simba-missed so very much
Remembering all the Rainbow Bridge Pets
We miss you Angus
I just had to post this one:
One day Bin Laden went to a fortuneteller and asked her when will I die. She replied: You will die on an American holiday. So he asks which American holiday and she says it doesn’t matter. When you die it will be an American holiday.
Remembering all the Rainbow Bridge Pets
🐾 Lacey's Auntie💕
hee hee! Good one!!!
...RIP, our sweet Gini...
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Great jokes everyone.
I Miss You Boogh
I thought these were funny and that you gusy might enjoy them. They are funny things on the back of packages.
Funny things from Packages
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery afer taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of Construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." talk about a news flash)
Dogs: Nova, Konnor and Sitka
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okay here's a stupid one:
Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?
It was rated R!
Hint:If this joke is so stupid that you don't get it, the 'R' is pirates say 'Ar Mateys!' get it? okay i will shut up now.
In memory of Rey's Rosebud (Rozye)
April 26, 1990-April 26,2002
Passed away in pain under the mercy of the needle because of severe colic.
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LOL! That is sorta stupid,but it`s funny too!Originally posted by felinequine
okay here's a stupid one:
Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?
It was rated R!
Hint:If this joke is so stupid that you don't get it, the 'R' is pirates say 'Ar Mateys!' get it? okay i will shut up now.
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