Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
And I have never really understood why Dorothy Hamill was advertising Vioxx...if I took Vioxx would it make me skate like her??? SO..."ask your doctor if Vioxx is right for you!" "Hey doc...I want to skate like Dorothy Hamill. Give me Vioxx!"
You won't be able to skate like Dorothy, But you'll be able to box like Tonya.

When y'all watch the old Tee Wee, look out for the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

If you have breathed, worked or lived in the past 35 years you can file a law suit.

Think about this, the drug, car, and tobacco industries are being torn down because of the scuzzy lawyers who love to go after the HUGE settlements.

Nothing ticks me off more that a moron who smokes for 300 years, dies, and the A-hole family sues and gets a 380 million dollar settlement......

Same thing with drugs. You get a person who has a fractured appendix and goes in for treatment. the bandaid they splint the appendix with has latex in it and gives the patient a rash.


IT'S A LAWSUIT.......

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The bleeding, ringing of the ears and diarrhea and double vision that happen while taking this drug may be side effects.....hey, I just wanted to get rid of a hangnail!

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Again, it's the microwave generation (A pill to take care of everything!) that wants everything fixed, working or connected in 30 seconds.

And, when that fails, everyone wants to sue. win the lotto or steal.

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Pam,

A little T&A from the FDA would be OK!!!