Things to Ponder

[jackie]

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

AHahaha!

[DJFyrewolf36]

LOL!!! GREAT!




"In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal"

For some reason, this made me laugh the hardest...

[sandragonfly]

found this and thought to add more..

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? *

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

and top off my head I didn't see..

if #2 pencil is popular, how come it's #1?

a fly without wings called 'walk'?

if drink and drive is illegal, how come the bars have a parking lot? (true!)

and more things to ponder..

[Husky_mom]

loved every single one of them!!! so true so true LOL

[lv4dogs]

OMG I'm dying of laughter here.


Gayle, when I read the very first sentance I thought this was going to be a real post & you quit eating natural foods. lol lol