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    Quote Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
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    Oh Hail, Oh Hail!!!!


    Yes, it was me that mentioned the reunion, although....I've been called a "broad" before, but....what's a "bord"? Levis big bells were my jean of choice in high school. Hip huggers they were called then - not low rise - what the heck is with this low rise anyway?

    Mario, you are so adorable in your little crown! Are those cherries in it instead of rubies?

    LOLOLOLOL,

    I thought someone would think that.....BIRD BIRD BIRD!

    A coconutless Mai Tai and a slushie chaser for her Highness?

    DONE!

    MOFF,

    I meant the Retro wasn't required!!

    4 CNTs one platter o' Nachos and a CVC..

    DONE!

    Laurie,

    Why am I betting you'll be the one with detention for this week?

    One Mai Tai! DONE!


    HI Finn.

    LOL, You just admitted a weakness.......

    One Mai Tai, Done!

    And you owe us one clean joke!!

    K,
    Thanks for catering the party...

    DONE!

    Wolflady,

    Behave yourself and have fun...

    One Mai Tai! DONE!

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    A reunion story?

    I went to my reunion and I saw the gal that "I never talked to".

    Our eyes met thru the crowd and we kept stealing glances at each other during the 'cocktail hour'...Got a chance to see her from behind (I was gonna say the "rear" but I know I'd get ridiculed for that....)

    Great looking woman, she had a nice figure and a great dress on, I did catch her profile..and that was impressive too!

    We were starting to circulate and I noticed that we were kinda moving in each other's direction.

    Then we were about 15 feet away from each other when the crowd parted and I got a chance to see her from the neck down.

    Cleavage isn't EVERYTHING but what caught my eye was she had spilled something on her breast...

    I looked again and I thought MELANOMA (Skin cancer).

    Nope, SC don't appear in a pattern like that...

    This poor gal had decided to put a tattoo over one breast. It was a REAL BAD TATTOO. If it was any other color besides the dark blue color, it would have been tragic.

    I think it was a flower, a rose to be more exact.....Cocktail hour ended before I could find out exactly what it was. I just didn't trust myself to keep my eyes above "board".....

    I did feel sorry for her, She was still a nice looking gal-but that bad tattoo, and the dress she had on that emphasized it just ruined it.....

    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I'm not a big reunion person myself. I tried my 10 and 20, but I didn't have a big circle of friends back then and turns out that the ones that were my friends aren't the reunion type either.

    But Mai-Tai's - that's a whole different story. I was in Hawaii in 2002 and we went on a "booze cruise" - a boat that spends a few hours on the ocean while we spend a few hours with unlimited mai-tai's.

    (we finished the cruise and got on our red-eye flight back to the mainland - big mistake )

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Hi, gang!

    Well, I guess I won't qualify as a homeoming Queen, but I could be one of Mario's advisors! Next year will be my 40th high school reunion. I graduated in the prehistoric year of 1966! RICHARD, could I have a Mai-Tai so that I won't have to think how long ago that was. Also three catnip teas for the girls.

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