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    Don't count' on me! A boss story

    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom
    DUH!!! She sounds dumber than a bag of rocks!!! So glad she isn't an OR Tech or ALL their patients would be in trouble.

    Demand a major gene pool filtering and give the poor girl and calculator, abacus or SOMETHING!!!!!
    OMG what a dwit

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    Please be sure to email the reports to your direct manger and I on a weekly
    and monthly basis regardless if any dates are missing from KXXX. Please
    reply this email or call me to confirm all of the required fields are
    entered in KXXX for the entire month of September immediately. If there
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    this is the latest!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    this was the latest!!


    She MUST have been in the Military!

    Suggestion:

    PRINT out a copy of some of her "better" memos
    - leaving OFF your name/address -
    and slip the copies onto HER Boss' Desk!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cinder & Smoke


    She MUST have been in the Military!

    Suggestion:

    PRINT out a copy of some of her "better" memos
    - leaving OFF your name/address -
    and slip the copies onto HER Boss' Desk!
    She could not have been in the military. She would have shot herself looking down the barrel to see if her rifle was loaded.

    She ALREADY sends a copy to her boss!

    Before I go on....

    She is a smart gal, It's the common sense part that has her bollixed up.

    I was so frustrated with her the other day I told her she reminded me of a car, with no tires, trying to make it up a hill....

    She asked me, "Is that what you think?"

    I told her, "NO, I know IT!!"
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Give me a break! The thing I've found is the more book smarts they get, the less common sense they have. I feel your pain. I also sent you a pm.

    9/3/13
    I did the right thing by setting you free
    But the pain is very deep.
    If only I could turn back time, forever, you I'd keep.
    I miss you


    I hear you whimper in your sleep
    I gently pet you and say, no bad dreams
    It will be alright, to my dog as dark as night.

    Fur as dark as the night.
    Join me on this flight.
    Paws of love that follow me.
    In my heart you'll forever be.
    [/SIZE]



    How I wish I could hold you near.
    Turn back time to make it so.
    Hug you close and never let go.
    11/12/06




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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    She ALREADY sends a copy to her boss!
    Good Grief!

    A few more "memos",
    and the problem might go away!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Oh Boy Richard .......... how did I miss this.

    R U sure we don't work at the same company .......
    M!
    "No dog is born either vicious or friendly, but rather a blank slate that is moulded, for better or worse, by the owner."

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain

    R U sure we don't work at the same company .......
    If not the people we work for went to the same institution of higher learning....

    I had to finally tell the Huge Boss* that I found her emails to be cryptic.
    -------------------------------------

    We had a meeting and she pulls out a report that she had put together that would show where we were in reporting process, the Huge Boss took it out of her hand, glanced at it and said to her, "these reports are of NO use to me..."
    The HB then slid the paper, back across the desk AT her.

    The HB was BRUTAL to her. We now have to report weekly, instead of Biweekly.

    Why? Because she took it upon herself to revamp the reports and calculate the values down to the minute...

    I have modified my report to reflect the information you
    need. The report numbers are sum by day, pay period and month. This format
    shows more accurate OR hours and minutes. In previous format reports the
    hours are converted to a number then converted back to hours, some minutes
    are lost in the conversion for the cases and these value adds up at the end
    of the month.


    The reports she 'modified' have been in use for 17 years....and are used at 12
    facilities in the state. Needless to say, that didn't last long.

    I have noticed that in the recent emails being circulated, people have started to work 'around' her...

    Some people were made for some jobs. This job ain't for her.


    *I have a boss, big boss and huge boss and super huge boss, no reflection on them, it's the position they hold.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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