Eddie, it's SO good to see you again!! You do look a little sad though - no wonder after such humiliation! However, I'm glad to hear you didn't get any sticker.

I think the vet got something wrong here .... you're not fat, you're just well built!! Still, a good Catkins diet won't harm you. Fister tells me to say if you don't like what your secretary serves, try asking for Hills C/D, that also prevents crystal build-up in your bladder - you don't want that!!

Kisses and scritchies, and purrs and headbumpies from Fister.