Dear Diary - No Stickers!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Atkins? For CATS?

Don't they eat high-protein low-carb ANYWAY?

Liz

If you look at many cat foods....rice and lamb is a common one. This "very expensive and only sold through vet clinics" is lo-carb, hi-protein, with fiber to make dats feel full!

[Cataholic]

Eddie,
you misunderstood the vet. He meant you were Fine. So fine....

[ramanth]

Head rubs for Eddie. I think you are just perfect. Congrats on being a good boy at the white coats Eddie!

[DJFyrewolf36]

Fat? We're sure he meant to say FABULUS!


We're glad your check-up went well. Don't worry about shedding too much, it's a natural reaction when you're violated in such a fassion.

Now you tell that hooman of yours to WARN you the next time the white coats plan on getting so personal. You have every right to know!

Best wishes and good luck with the catkins diet!

Remus, Spook and Onyx

[Randi]

Eddie, it's SO good to see you again!! You do look a little sad though - no wonder after such humiliation! However, I'm glad to hear you didn't get any sticker.

I think the vet got something wrong here .... you're not fat, you're just well built!! Still, a good Catkins diet won't harm you. Fister tells me to say if you don't like what your secretary serves, try asking for Hills C/D, that also prevents crystal build-up in your bladder - you don't want that!!

Kisses and scritchies, and purrs and headbumpies from Fister.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

I remember well how Eddie can "throw hair" when he's upset!

Glad he got a "good" F and no stickers. Such a sweet boy.