Oh Fritz!! Look at you sprawled out on the coffee table!! A man's home is his castle. Right Fritzie? You certainly rule the roost around your house don't you cute little man? We're so proud of you Fritz. Always keeping an eye on everyone passing by. If that little poodle just wouldn't have looked at you, he wouldn't have gotten scared. Huh? Keep up the good work Fritz!!
p.s. Good job at keeping that scarecrow under control too