Yeah, if you want to know some weird things my cat does let me tell you. He is so weird. really weird. This one time, Just the other day in fact. My cat Max did something so weird. I had to call him goofface. I was in my slumber When awoken by a swoosh, swoosh, swoosh followed by the sound of a screeching bird. I ran to see the commotion and to my surprise I saw a cute little scrubjay perched on my windowsill. Imagine that a Bird in my house. Little goofface must have cohersed him in through his little window opening. Did I mention that not only is he weird he is sneaky. Well after capturing the bird in a bowl and bringing him to the safety of a limb out our back door. I had told Max that he is the weirdest buddy I have. Pretty weird, huh. I have more stories too. do you?