Mew mew, Kasha,
I love how you start your letters with "mew mew", it's so nice! Okay, I just want to check in and see if aboose is still going on. Can all three of you sleep comfortably together on that chair your Meowmie claims is hers? The Cat Statutes require that each of you have enough room to stretch out and not disturb your fursibs. As for Polly Paws, being a hissy witch does not include being sent to jail. My legal research shows that Cat Court has NEVER sent a kitty to jail for that reason. This afternoon I was at a conference with the Cat Court Whitecoat expert witness. He said Polly Paws' behavior is probably due to the aboose. He'll be asking her some questions that will answer this. As for the wet food, the Whitecoat will be checking to see if there's a valid medical reason for so little wet food. It looks like we'll be able to close your case by the end of the week but your Meowmie will be sanctioned severely for this aboose. Cat Court has ruled that the chair is NOT hers. That's where things are right now. Let me know how all of you are doing.

Your friend,
Groucho the lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose