Originally posted by Flatcoatluver
A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead says awww look at that dog with one eye so the blonde cover her left eye and looks.
Funny...

how about...what do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

they're both empty from the neck up...


what do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

when they're on their back, they're screwed...