My Aunt's name is Rita. I just got this email from her.

Subject: Did you know......

Body: ...........that I am heading to Florida today? This has thrown a big scare into the local inhabitants and they are desperately trying to leave before I arrive. I will have the Keys all to myself. I can loot and destroy and do other evil things and not be arrested. However, my name is being plastered all over the newspapers and TV screens. If you see me down there, you better get moving out of my way---or else. I just don't know what will happen to me after I leave.

All said in jest of course.