I would absolutely LOVE to show you my pink elephants. Fortunately, I haven't seen them in over 12 years (sobriety, that is).

I took a look at Willie's signature and by God it IS a monkey!!!! All this time I thought Mario was a dog.

Sorry Mario. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings. If you had a thing for catnip, I'd send you some. How about some cherries??? Send me your address and I'll pick some up at the store today.