Donna, Mario IS A REAL MONKEY
You're putting me on, right??? (no offense Mario).

So, lemme get this straight (even before I've had my coffee) Mario ISN'T a figment of all your imaginations, like pink elephants are mine when I've had too many cherry martinis???

I think I'll keep Mario and his existence to myself. If I tell any of my friends, I'll be in a rubber room for sure!!!!!

Oh, and ya better add an extra shot of vodka to that mudslide cuz this is just making me laugh so hard my sides hurt!!!

Nice to to meet ya, Mario