I first need to apologize for asking such a dumb question. What question you ask??????

Funny you should mention it. But...

WHO THE HELL IS MARIO???????

Either my mind is mush from all the Tetrahydracanibenoid I did as a teenager, or he's a figment of all YOURS imaginations.

Now that I've probably made a total a$$ of myself, I'll have a double mudslide and a dish of nacho chips and salsa, and slink over unnoticed into a nice quiet corner alone.

I'm really not fit to be around anyone today.