Toonces, you are one of the most beautiful calico gals I've ever laid my peepers on! And I love the name and the bit on the Saturday Night Live show!

Ritzy wants to tell you to keep waking up your human, they just don't get it - when it's time to get up, Ritz comes and stands on my chest and stares at me (consider a bowling ball on your chest - that's about equivalent)...

"It's my job!" Ritzy