Da ThreeMuttz here ~

We wuz about ta conn Miz Joan into an urlee dinner when we heard
da Bus pull in at Cali's Howze ...

Dad wandered in, lookin a bit <bushed> ...
an smellin likka DAWG!
But he had a pokit fulla dawg treetz - said #34 dint like em!
Tasted jest *fine* ta allua us!

Miz Joan sez "Sit DOWN" an spread out a slab a Chikin, rice, greenz,
kukumber salad, an TWO hunkz a Chawklit Kake!
Unka Pat tested two hunkz a kake, too.
We *polished* da china when dey wuz dun!

Aftur da FEAST, Dad'z eyeshadez started <droopin>, so we
headed back to da Ranch affore Miz Joan hadda put a pillow
onna kitchin tabul fur Dad.

We jest checked da GPS box ...
389 milez door ta door = WOW!
Bout 12.5 hourz frum leavin da Ranch to back at Cali's Howze
ta pick us up.

Dad sez he got a buncha *snappies* onna kamera ...
but he'z WAY too tuird ta "develop" em tanite.

He sez #34 gotz *chummie* wiffa New Mom Amber inna parkin lot,
an he looked purdy *kumfortable* layin onna ko-pilot's seet
in hiz new truk pullin out headed fur hiz new FURReber Home!

GOOD LUCK, #34 ... be a Gud Boy wiffa New Fambily.

We're gonna do a *QPR* (Quick Poddy Run) an den stuff Dad
inna BigBed ~ he lookz like he needz a long *nappie*!

/s/ da ThreeMuttz[/i]