Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
The origins may be a parody, but there are whackos who believe this crud. Trust me, I've been physically attacked by people who do
That's what makes p.a.r.o.d.y. funny. It's making fun of the people that really believe this. By tossing in comments like if your child eats Count Dracula cereal they might be goth, or if your child likes to eat they might be goth, it is showing how silly people can be and make something out of nothing.