There are hundreds of combinations of five "signs" you can make that have nothing to do with straying from god or being in uncommon mental health. BTW; make sure you know the difference between gothic the religion and goth the teenage fad- there's a big difference.
These all describe me. BTW I love Count Dracula...
-Frequently wears black clothing. (looks good on me)
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (go AIC)
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. (its artistic)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (I'm no prejudice a--hole)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (when does witchcraft involve satan? we don't believe in satan)
-Drinks alcohol. (socially)
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (depressed, yes)
-Complains of boredom. (School is boring)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I need more sleep)
-Is excessively awake during the night. (as stated above, I'm social)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (to study)
-Spends large amounts of time alone. (to relieve stress)
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) (hahahahah stupidest thing I ever heard)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (Of course)
-Eats excessively or too little (I'm fat)
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (If it were named differently I'd still eat it, its chocolate)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (no simpsons?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (to talk of PT)
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (no way!)
-Expresses an interest in sex. (Dear lord I hope so. This is normal.)
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (well I can't help my unprejudice lovin)
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (Christianity is more dangerous. Not to mention it teaches people that there is a chosen race and they can supress everybody else)
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