The best is last, that I can save.
Splash the water bowl...Watch the waves!
My crowning moment is just ahead.
Gonna hack a hairball, on his bed.

My dad does love me-that's what I've know
My love in return-how can that be shown?
Another nap? push has come to shove.
Then I'll awake, and show my love..

Let me spead my food all over the floor
He'll see it quick when he opens the door
His heart will grow, as he surveys the house
If he don't like it, I'll blame the mouse.

That mythical rodent that makes the mess
But there is one thing I must confess
when he walks thru the door at the end of his day
All he wants is 'Kitty play"...

I'll cry when I see him at the door.
Now he's home..Can I nap some more?
It's way too much work, being alone.
Nine hours of work, keeping his home.

Well, it is my house-during the day
That is the truth, what can he say..
While he's off, earning a buck.
I'm stuck here, but look at my luck!

Food to spill, some give and some take
Things to knock over, messes to make
What that job is, is where I am at.
These are the things, in the life of a cat.

But in the rat race, the world is a trap
And I'll feel better after a nap
And do not get angry, my life do not knock.
I ain't the one, punching time clocks

So the next time you split, off to your job
Remember this, you poor working slob.
Of being stuck 'round your home, Me do not pity.
It's part of my job, being YOUR kitty.




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Thank you Edward..

I'll never question your love for me or the pains you go thru to
show it...

That hairball on the bed was a fine gift.