Ummm... don't own a single pair of jeans. I hate them. Ungodly awful uncomfortable contraptions.

I have:
~cotton shorts similar to boxers - any color imaginable
~Cargo shorts - white, black, tan
~Khakis - black, navy, tan, grey, beige, beige, and more beige
~tailored slacks... black, grey, charcoal, and caramel brown
~silk slacks to go with my silk suit jackets - solid black or blue
~silk skirts to go with above mentioned suit jackets - all solid black
~wool crepe skirts - all black with assorted details

Thats it.

I TRIED a million pairs of capris on and they all look like I stepped out of a washing machine and they shrunk badly. They never hit at the right spot for me. Mom gave me a white pair with colorful embroidery. They look like pants, only really ugly pants on me. I love the capris temselves... but just not on .