LOL, that's a good one. I've heard it before but it's still funny!

Ok, I'll see if I can translate an old Swedish joke here... Please be WARNED though that it might be offensive to some people and contain adult situations (it really isn't that bad I don't think, but I prefer to do a warning instead of getting everyone mad at me )

A woman lived in a little house in the forest. Her only companion was a cat. She was very lonesom and longed for someone to share her life with. One day a magical fairy showed up and told her she would grant one wish of hers. The woman thought about it for a little while then made her wish. "I wish that my cat becomes a handsome man!" she said. The fairy granted her wish and pooof, a handsome man was transformed outta her cat. The fairy dissapeared and the woman embraced the man saying how happy she was. The man looked at her and said "Now, do you regret that you neutered me?