I know you love Depp.. and I think he's attractive, too.. but I absolutely disliked this movie. I regret spending my money to see it.

I guess it's just I LOVED the original movie SO much that I don't think it should try to be remade. A lot of my favorite parts in the original (OOMPA LOOMPA SONG!!) aren't in the new movie.
I thought it was cheesey, that's all.

Although, i'm not huge Depp fan either. The only movie he's been in that i've REALLY adored was Edward Scissorhands.