We call those the "Kitty Rules." Lightning sure is a true cat! Here are a few more "kitty rules":
1. Hide under the bed. When they find you, move to the other side where they can't reach you. When they move to the other side, move back. Do this repeatedly until you get out from under the bed and go up behind them and say, "what in the world are you doing? I'm right here!"
2. NO KISSES BETWEEN THE EARS!!!!!!!
What are some other "kitty rules" in your houses?