Officer: Let's get your story straight, boy. You got a rap sheet and you're a repeat catnip offender. You got an open drawer with catnip in plain sight. You mean to tell me this bag of 'nip just happened to be here as you were fishing for something else?

Boon: This bag of catnip? Officer, I'm just holding this bag for my human I swear!

Boon would have made a good perp on the show 'Cops'!