PSSST,LUCKY,THIS IS THE FOUND CATS!!
THATS NOT A COFFEE TABLE,YOU HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD!
ITS A KITTY TABLE,JUST FOR YOU,TO SLEEP,ON,SOMETHING,THAT IS LOWER,TO THE FLOOR,THAN YOU BED.

A KITTY TABLE,GET IT!!!!



AND WE WANT,A KITTY TABLE,TOO! MEEEEWWW HOOOO!!!!