Not sure how I'd feel waking up next to you, but I sure am impressed with your markings and the life you lead educating all us scaredy-cats about snakes. What an interesting and exciting life you lead, for a snake. Hope you enjoy your day of celebrity today and everyone makes a big fuss of you. I don't like to think about what might constitute a tasty snake-snack, but I hope you get some sort of treat, perhaps a nice hard-boiled egg to slip down whole, or something else like that - inert, I mean.